1st day

today's the 1st day of school and it sucked already. so many - things happened. it just sucks. it's still the same i wish this i wish that. i hope here i hope there.

how to live a proper life with so that much worries and whatever?

just wish i can be contented with what i am now. but it's.. like impossible....

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i want a reconstructive jaw surgery
http://www.deoms.com/media/3dor.gif ( i so forgot how to link stuffs!)

siao right?

(:

farnei dae..

1st i'd like to say, my head itch like shit.

I think it's the "creepy crawlies" from someone's "habitat"!!




Haha okay la, too oily.

So, after 100 years, i finally went out with Jas and today's like Mr Bean day. Everything's so funny!

Also, i finally found someone with a "M" on their palm. So cool!


Haiz Jasmine ah x2, my fun buddy, i just know you're a good friend. I can tell from years of experience and not because only you went out with me today ah. haha

1 word is enough to describe you. Genuine.

Sing sing sing

I don't usually like male singer except some like lee hom and.. forgot.

Those nice sharp powerful voice. That's why i always listen to the women. Their voice sounds more powerful.

But i was youtubing around and accidentally clicked on some link there. It's some taiwanese singing competition or something. I really like the guy's voice. Listen.




I wouldn't mind having a disgusting looking bf with a nice voice like him. whahaha. ok not disgusting, just not attractive looking. But, i really like his voice man...

I can't stand it i'm so sensitive. It's ruining my life.

If any of my friends show any small sign of negativity to me, i'll be sad for a whole day. Just a teeny weeny negativity makes me sad and my "sad" usually becomes "mad".

Stupid.. what kind of thinking is that.. Siao..

But when i'm "sad -> mad" and suddenly he/she decided to smile to me, i'll SUDDENLY be very happy. Siao right?

I remember in secondary school one of my best friends made me so mad i swear i'll slap her face swollen. But the next day she talked to me then smile here smile there. I'm was SO MAD but then my heart suddenly lightened.

Is that good or bad? Or good & bad cause i forgive so easily. Or should i say i'm so soft-hearted. Like a... what's softer than cotton wool huh?

Just because of this little stupid "behaviour" of mine, i'm sad like every hour because of course people will definately show signs of negativity. I mean they can't be happy all the time right?! Even me..

Actually i'm a very simple person, so easy to please like on s scale of 1 to 10, 3. but why do i feel.. ..... every time? I'm senile!

I have to change!

Aiya, but how to change something i'm born with?? HAIYO! No wonder nobody can stand my attitude. I thought you thought i thought...

Btw, my friend's selling something at ebay. So i thought i joined her. HAHAHA(don't need no credit card no. of my parents!! which they refused to give)

So happily she gave me her user and pw. (= So happy she trust me!! haha.. ok here's what we're selling.. http://search.ebay.com.sg/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZnubert29QQssPageNameZMERCQ5fVIQ5fRCRXQ5fPr4Q5fPcNQ5fQ5fSI

But none are sold yet..

botak

My hair's falling off.. I'm balding =(
How? Eat more veggies??

for once i wish, but i know it wont

Forever i've been laughing my ass off with friends, saying/telling jokes looking happy, smiling whatever but I HATE MY LIFE! SAD, MISERABLE TORTURING LIFE.

I'm not even anything...
Nothing at all..
I don't even have many of that 1 important thing many people have in life.
Don't know to cry or laugh madly or bang my head hard against the wall.

It's just so miserable i feel like sitting here and type the word "miserable" till the day i'm not. Which is? GOD KNOWS!!!!!

I sounded so ...... but if people were like me, they'll probably do the same unless they don't have a life.

creative warehouse

Sickening! I want to go to creative warehouse sale but nobody is willing to accompany me.

My everyday hang-outs who stay near that area 1 bf No. 1, the other one's worst. Like suddenly don't like me or something.

Stopped meeting me in the morning, never bother to reply smses & calls and when ask to accompany me go walk2 during break time or buy food when the other's busy, so damn reluctant!!!! As if kena forced. Stay so near don't wanna go with me.

All my friends stay so far from Jurong, doubt they will want to go travel all the way there.

Aiya, WHATEVER la....

Women's English.

"Yes" = No

'No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.

"We need to talk" = I need to complain.

"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to.

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house.

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

"Hang the picture there" = NO, I mean hang it there!

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep.

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like.

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.]

"Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.

"I'm not yelling!" = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.

"The same old thing" = Nothing

"Nothing" = Everything

"Everything" = My PMS is acting up.

"Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an asshole.

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance").

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad).

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon).

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing).

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building).

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you).

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you).

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you)....and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)...

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing).

Hmmm.. What men means...

"I'M GOING FISHING"Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY", OR "YES, DEAR"Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."Translated: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

lil JOAN

My beautiful eyes..

Locate me!

Bishan Park

Prodigy.

(k la kidding)

puppet show

Sheit! My braces are killing me: Porridge for 1 week from now!

5th blog created

Wow new blog! I just have the urge to create a blog, again. I wonder how long will it survive this time. Lazy to do design and all.

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A few years ago ice-skating was my hobby and so i bought hockey skates together with my friend. After realising i can't do stunts for nuts even though i've tried umpteen times, i began to resent skating as a whole.


Now i wanna sell my skates to make me & my wallet happy!! BTW it's very new looking ok. But where to sell????


EBAY!!!!!!!

So after signing up and waiting for the confirmation of registration, i happily took photos of my skates, edit them yadda yadda yadda..

(Yeah i know, nice!)

BUT after i finished everything, uploading pictures etc, it says.......

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"Please enter your credit card information as it appears on your billing statement. Your card won't be charged unless you choose to use it for selling fees on eBay. The information is protected using the industry standard SSL."

Kena sai. My "advertisement" won't show on ebay unless i enter a credit card number and click continue and they have to ask after everything is done!

After all those taking of pictures, editing, thinking of description to insert, they want credit card number. -_-

I then asked ah bu if i can use hers, she instantaneously said NO because of credit card scams cases that she knows.

OK, wasted my whole precious day. I could have watch tv, chat and pluck my leg hair at the same time.

They already state "Your card won't be charged unless you choose to use it for selling fees on eBay." So unless we decide to want to pay through credit card only should we give WHAT! Stupid.

So if serious non-credit card holders who wish to sell their stuffs on ebay can't do so? =( sad.

Anyways, chatting with huda about it. She says she's asking her sister if she can provide the number.